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August, 2015
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Bob Slydell: Milton Waddams.
Dom Portwood: Who's he?
Bob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
Dom Portwood: Oh, yeah.
Bob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him, but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
Bob Slydell: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
Bill Lumbergh: Great.
Dom Portwood: So um, Milton has been let go?
Bob Slydell: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end.
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3.0β… Site broken again, nearly finished working with the jewman to porting it to PHP
2.8… Again, broke the site and fixed it. Added an expiration time, 60 seconds, to lock files.
2.7… The site works again. For now, at least. If there are still any problems contact me
2.6… its been just about forever since i have updated the version history, yet i have added a ton of stuff, so i think that it deserves an additional .1 at the very least.
2.5… changed the picture page, no more slide shows, but a lil better, i think..
2.4… i added a whole load of stuff, but have not updated the version history as I should have.
2.3… updated variable replace again, doesn't eval each time, just once for each page render.
2.2… again revamped the variable replace alg. slide show is now completely server-side, no need for javascript. prolly will put up a js version in the future. need to add some error handling in
2.1… changed colors to better accomodate palm viewing at work. revamped the algorithm to replace variables in template files. added fortune at beginning of main page, a lil gay, but quick to write… still need more quotations to put there.
2.0… made a single framed site, began to make the site more friendly to non-javascript browsers and a couple of minor cosmetic and background changes
1.0… initial
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