wanna see my ass?
dayv

---

guess what... guess what? the washer works!!!!
el jono

---

how low can you go?

---

ive lost the bleeps, the sweeps and the creeps
radar operator in space balls

---

shut up when im talking to you...
linkin park

---

you know what i like about you? not a gottdamn thing!
mm¹ bendick

---

look at monkey... he has nike socks on... he a trendy monkey
el jono

---

sandwich shop... i didnt call you at no sandwich shop

---

today is next friday, and i still aint got no job

---

how can i have sex without you?
stabbing westward shame

---

maybe i should just stop doing stupid things
homer simpson

---

i hope the cracka killas pay well or else it is back to the ghetto you go
the mail man from next friday

---

so do you guys want to smoke some drugs?
lanky guy from road trip

---

do you wanna be johnny steady?
nada surf popular

---

them damn french people stink
el jono

---

dumb people: 'what is that, an mp3 player?'
dayv: 'no its an md player'
dumb people: 'oh' (as if they understand what an md player is)

---

i love the way you smack my ass, i love the dirty things you do, i have control of you
puddle of mud control

---

a friend with weed is better
placebo pure morning

---

orgy...orgy...orgy...orgy...orgy...
everybody at jamboree who wanted Hole to get off the stage

---

you dont have to sue me to get my pants off :D
mr burns the simpsons

---

i bet you cant guess who's not going to jail
dayv

---

frank was kind enough to put on pants and show us up here

---

you can lead a horse to water, but you cant draw a suction on his ass to make him drink

---

you'll have an awful hard time walking with my boot up your ass!

---

do you want a stomach full of your own teeth?

---

i'm about three tae-bo workouts from kicking your ass

---

until we lost the booze, i didnt realize how rotten the water was

---

would you mind if people called you cocky?
anonymous

---

im tired of all the perils of living in 3-D
dayv

---

ive had enough of the world and its people's mindless games
incubus pardon me

---

ned flanders: "homer, i think that you hit something"
homer: "i hope it was flanders...." he laughs a little... "just kidding"

---

if sex were money, id be poor
from the picnic bench at kendall college

---

meow, meow, meow, meow...
meow, meow, meow, meow
the food cats ask for by name... lol

---

im a hamster, im a hamster

---

other guy: "didnt these used to have a cobbler?"
homer: "they discontinued the cobbler"
other guy: "you smell like cobbler"
homer: "lets not get into who smells like what"

---

guy on tv: "I have to trade a little of my freedoms for more security"
dayv: "No you dont!"

---

i love her
i hate him

---

I'm a put a hit out on yo' ass when i get my welfare check
Mike Epps

---

Stupid anti-fist shaking laws
Homer Simpson

---

Life should be full of red clips
dayv

---

I'm going to stomp a mud hole in your chest!
mm¹ bendick

---

You don't get that with TRL
Rob Zombie

---

Ok there is a 10 o'clock curfew, but we will hang out with you guys outside
singer from flaw

---

that little fat boy and his family are in truoble
grounds keeper willy

---

Sometimes I just like to steal
Chris Rock

---

The devil took that poor boy's soul.....
and that boy's name was rosie o'donell
Notch Johnson

---

Remind me to whop yo' ass good next time i see you
Chef

---

I don't like you flapping your Catholic feathers
Steve Harris

---

"Maybe a hug will cork her cry"
homer simpson

---

Do I have a big head?
Alex P. Keaton

---

dayv: "Thats not funny, idiot"
elJono: "Yeah it is"

---

I want the life you think i had
Dave Navarro Rexall

---

yeah, larry flint is right!
homer simpson when talking about steven hawking

---

I think I might shoot myself because I Look like Drew
Ryan Styles

---

"....chris,...... my name is chris... its an unusual name"
the guy on another stakeout

---

I take a whiskey drink, i take a vodka drink, when i need to pee i use the kichen sink
Homer Simpson

---

"mmmmmm... Unexplained bacon...."
Homer Simpson

---

mmmmmmmm thats good adultry
apu

---

where is my toast you idiots
Fez

---

Right now, you could be doing something with your life
Van Halen "Right Now"

---

Look why are you mad at me, he is the one who ate your father
Topper Harley

---

Dre doesn't get as high as me, I'm cheech and chong
Snoop Dog

---

I have shallow and unrealistic dreams
guy from seether video

---

"dad am i as cute as a bug's ear?" - homer
"NO! yer as homie as a mule's but" - grandpa simpson

---

I'm not fat, I just haven't grown in to my body, you skinny bitch
Eric Cartman

---

"Candy cane.....Caaaanddy Caaaaane...."
Joy Ride

---

Suicide bombers belonging to al-Qaida's Martyrdom Battalion could crash-land an aircraft packed with explosives (C-4 and semex) into the Pentagon, the headquarters of the central intelligence agency (CIA), or the White House.
"Who Becomes A Terroist and Why" (C)1999 A government Report (I just wanted to highlight the date on the copyright)

---

"Danny's coming over, i need marijuana"
Unstrung Heros

---

If football is any slower, it'll become baseball
the sportscaster from fox 32

---

"We dont have that kind of money, we're not a synogogue"
Reverand Lovejoy The Simpsons

---

In the morning, I could see the sights,
No wonder i could never keep you satisfied.
Tantric Mourning

---

when in doubt, consult your Orthodox Rabbi
Passover Guide

---

is it too early to take off me pants??
el jono

---

Civilization is only skin deep
from the Primal commercial

---

I hope your ears turn into emu's and kick ya dunny down ...
Truly

---

Cor, blimey all you blokes are dags, I have no idea what half of these mean....
Truly

---

Im a donkey on the edge
Donkey (Shrek)

---

dryer than a dead dingos donga
slang

---

I think I'm dumb
Maybe, im just happy
Think I'm just happy
Nirvana Dumb

---

I'm a little like Hillary Clinton, only, without the penis
Family Guy

---

If we could only look at things we could afford, we would only look at crap!
Malcom in the Middle

---

Marcy:: what do u mean he smells-he always showered regularly before
elDayvo: like even after he showers, he has a rank odor
Marcy: : maybe it is from an illness-i'll ask dr. heniff
dayv ~n~ marcy's convo

---

You crazy!
anonymous

---

A sailor and a marine walk into the bathroom.
The marine walks out without washing his hands.
The sailor says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands."
The marine says, "In the Marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
Samuel L. Jackson in The Negotiator

---

David is cool
Lale the Thief

---

Guy: You know what the homeless need, a midget
Other Guy: Why would the homeless need a midget?
Movie, The New Guy

---

You know what I hate? A vagina full of sand.
unknown

---

Have a good day
mr mooch

---

There was a war in Iraq? I must have been asleep
English 101 Instructor

---

There are no pluses to being literate
Anonymous

---

Reading's overrated
Anonymous

---

That really irks me
dave

---

They are more for like casual, but you could wear them with a pair of pants
Some girl at the shoe store

---

Hippie: "You can't own property"
Professor Farnsworth: "Yes I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie like you"
Futurama

---

my life could be a jerry springer episode
Dayv

---

You're just a crazy, lobster doctor
Hermes

---

"The penis is g-d's baseball bat"
David Allan Greer on Loveline

---

Scout Leader: All right, all right, your son has three days to earn a merit badge.
Peter Griffin: Three days?! That's tomorrow!
Family Guy

---

Doesn't it bother you that doctors call what they do practicing?
dayv

---

Vaginal odors are everybody's problem
Messica

---

I'm a messed up kid with a messed up life
Custom Mess

---

Why don't you go get a father?!
the roomate

---

Sweet statutory, you look beautiful
Lando Griffin, The Family Guy

---

"Did you used to work at the library?"
A customer to dayv, who has never worked at a library

---

I feel like I've died and gone to New York
Hank Hill, King of the Hill

---

Ahh, freedom of religion, now you're getting the hang of it. Feels good to exercise your rights, doesn't it?
Michael Douglas in Falling Down

---

Give blood, 8 billion mosquitos cant be wrong
Unknown

---

'cause I'm a 21st century digital boy,
I don't know how to live but I've got a lot of toys,
My daddy's a lazy middle class intellectual,
My mommy's on valium, so ineffectual,
Ain't life a mystery?
Bad Religion 21st Century Digital Boy

---

You never know how hungry dissecting a fetal pig will make you until you actually do it!
dayv

---

I bet if we fix it up, it could be crap.
Lois from Family Guy

---

If you was not for the nice hooters on your girlfriend, spiderman, I wouldn't even talk to you.
Bob, after dropping the spiderman box

---

you are as much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest
tekkie

---

Brad Pitt+Albert Einstein=Dick Cheney
The Simpsons

---

It's not cool being a jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving
The guy in the cell with Eddie Murphy in Trading Places

---

e=mc²
Theory of Relativity

---

Mmmmmmm... floor pie
Homer Simpson

---

See, I'm better than a vacuum cleaner.
Liz @ 64

---

Canada is like the loft over a really great party
Robin Williams

---

The difference between panties and jockeys is the cock hole
elJono

---

come over here and turn around so i can hit you in the back of the head
American Chopper

---

Awwww lookie here, someone threw out a perfectly good white boy
Lewis, "Men at Work"

---

they just hate me cause they aint me
busta rhymes

---

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth
Homer Simpson

---

200 MeV
Average amount of energy released per fission of U235

---

if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump his ass when he hops
unknown

---

Happy Birthday... you know, the lawn wont mow it's self
Red Foreman

---

the worst thing about being homeless is you will never enjoy camping out again
Paul Rodriguez

---

I don't draw pictures like that anymore.
The kid on The Sixth Sense

---

I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who really enjoys my taffy.
Adam West on Family Guy

---

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell follwed with him.
When the Man Comes Around Johnny Cash

---

moving tip#68
do not kick truck if you lose the keys.

---

Contractor: "She has a good sense of humor"
dayv: "By sense of humor, he means rack"
64's second remodel

---

leave me alone,im drinking and driving here
elJono @ 64's second remodel

---

Contractor: "i'd lose my dick if it wasn't attached"
dayv: "well its a good thing its attached then"
64's second remodel

---

Tornados are your biggest fear? mine is monsters
Kelso in "That 70's Show"

---

See you soon.
The shoes already miss you.
Above the door @ the shoe store

---

i have no problem with giving the israelies all of israel as long as they give us some of florida back
Jim Davis

---

La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Ya no puede caminar
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
Marijuana que fumar.
Translated:
The cockroach, the cockroach
Now he can't go traveling
Because he doesn't have, because he lacks
Marijuana to smoke.
One verse from "La Cucaracha"

---

Ya la murio la cucaracha
Ya la lleven a enterrar
Entre cuatro zopilotes
Y un raton de sacristan.
Translated:
The cockroach just died
And they carried him off to bury him
Among four buzzards
And the sexton's mouse.)
Another verse from "La Cucaracha"

---

Ladies and gentlemen, the lower-economic people are not holding up their end in this deal... These people are not parenting. They are buying things for their kids-$500 sneakers for what? They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk: 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' . . . And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk... Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads... You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth!
Bill Cosby

---

Al Bundy: Hello officer, did you mistake my house for a donut shop?
...short pause...
Officer Dan: Nope, there's only one of me here
Married......With Children

---

after what you did her, im suprised she didn't ditch the sausage and become a vagina-terian
dad from movie "Say it isn't so"

---

Oh, look, it's my first JOOD!
South Carolina

---

I don't tolerate laziness or ignorance, and you exhibit both of those
dayv

---

It's not a good idea to point out your ignorance to your boss
dayv @ the shoe store

---

Cheapo Filipo's prices wacked
binxxx

---

If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. "Sexlexia".
Zap Brannigan

---

One day a man has everything, the next day he blows up a $400 billion space station, and the next day he has nothing. It makes you think.
Zap Brannigan

---

Scalpel... blood bucket... priest.
Dr. Zoidberg

---

I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated.
Dr. Zoidberg

---

There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse. I chucked the professor at her but she kept coming. So I had to hit her with this purse I found.
Bender

---

Bodies are for hookers and fat people.
Bender

---

I can't afford to keep running people over. I'm not famous enough to get away with it.
Bender

---

Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it inthe body of a great white shark -- oooh, then suddenly you've gone too far!
Professor Farnsworth

---

I guess I could part with one doomsday device and still be feared.
Professor Farnsworth

---

Actually, she wasn't really my girlfriend, she just lived nextdoor and never closed her curtains.
Fry

---

Men, you're lucky men. Soon, you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.
Zapp Brannigan

---

What's the point of living if I can't say ass?
Bender

---

My doctor was telling me that I don't get enough tar, so I'm going to start smoking.
The guy from Mythbusters

---

If history judges Bush harshly--and it probably will--it won't be for screwing up as a young smart aleck, but for getting us into this damn fool war.
Cecil Adams, "The Straight Dope"

---

Jesse Jackson, tried to be Dr. King, became Dr. Atkins
Lewis Black

---

The fourth derivative is the derivative of the third derivative is the derivative of the second derivative is the derivative of the first derivative is the derivative of the original function.
Any calculus instructor

---

Cosine what, your mom?!
the calc teacher

---

my god
look at his tattoos and those earrings
he could never get
a good job
go home and beat your kids
so they don't turn out as bad as me
Smile Empty Soul "All My Problems"

---

I could be the walrus, but I'd still have to bum rides off people.
Ferris

---

Dont pay attetion to him, he's still upset about the O.J. Trial... HELL I THINK HE DID IT TOO!
David Allen Grier

---

Planned Parenthood is in most of our schools, handing out condoms and such....Itsn't that like giving out cookbooks to a fat farm??
Rev. Jerry Fallwell

---

I'll burn my eyes out before I give out
Smashing Pumpkins Today

---

Those goddamn Jews are so optimistic, they cut it of before they get to use it
Ed

---

Think twice before you touch my girl, come around let you feel the burn.
Think twice before you touch my girl, come around come around no more.
Eve 6, Think Twice

---

I will change your life
I know why you're staring
I hate myself...I hate you
Does anybody love you?
I slept with 432 women
I love you
People forget history
Pick love or fear
You got me pregnant
I have shallow unrealistic dreams
I miss her
I'm a liar
I'm guilty
You'll never be me
I'm a product of sex and violence
I disgust myself
I am boring in bed
I assumed it was normal
My parents hate me
I hate him...I love her
You think you have freedom
I love it when you fail
I'm too beautiful for you
I choke on pop culture
Someone else controls what you watch
I will never be your friend
Mostly I hate to sleep alone
Everything eventually will end.
Quotes from the Seether "Fine Again" video

---

every december 25th i kick off my shoes and go down to
the deli and hang out with the jews
Drew Carey

---

The world is a scary place now that you've released the demons in me...
Disturbed, "The Sickness"

---

Wait a minute, why are you mad at me, he's the one who ate your father.
Topper Harley

---

You risked the lives of some damn good pilots, and thats my job
Lloyd Bridges

---

I feel stupid,
And contagious,
Here we are now,
Entertain us...
Nirvana Smells Like Teen Spirit

---

mrMooch: "I can bounce the bed perfectly fine on my own"
the girl: "On your own, eh?"
mrMooch: "Well, with a little help."
the girl: "Yeah, from your hand."
tonight in gran'pa's room

---

Time to die, Mr. Bond.
elDayvo

---

It's a baby, not a paycheck
Outkast Miss Jackson

---

Would you like me to pull on your cauda equina?
dayv to binxxx

---

Bill Gates is as about as funny as a case of jock itch
Jeff Foxworthy

---

I like animals.
I like to eat.
I like to eat animals.
mrMooch to the vegan chick at work

---

I'm not lonely, I just don't like people. You know who i hate the most, Others.
Guy on Comedy Central

---

You cheat on me, I crush you
Borat

---

No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me
Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy?
Dont do it, you're hurting me
Why did you have to be such a bitch
Why don't you,
Why don't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just leave here and die
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
FUCK YOU
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
How would you like to see how it feels mommy
Here it comes, get ready to die
Disturbed 'Down with the Sickness'

---

The life of the wife is ended by the knife
Family Guy

---

dayv: hey binxxx, come play with me!
binxxx: I'm busy, David, im actually working!
Today in the computer lab

---

Jimmy Pop: I feel like an amputee.
Other dude: why?
Jimmy Pop: Can't hold a note, can't carry a tune
Bloodhound Gang One Fierce Beer Coaster

---

Olga: Why does Olga have a full head of hair?
dayv:'cause she's a girl?
Olga: No, because it keeps her safe.
the shoe store

---

Back in the day, when I worked with shoes, I had a real foot fetish.. I just loved toes, I was a real toe-mosexual
rich from the bloomingdale store

---

No one knows what it’s like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you
The Who 'Behind Blue Eyes'

---

I'll never make fun of the Coast Guard again, those Navy rejects are alright.
Homer Simpson

---

If you make stuff up for an essay should you cite your ass as the source?
dayv

---

idiot: I'm at SP and all their forms are in PDF Format....
mrJon: ok?
idiot: why are they in PDF format?
mrJon: to save space and so they can just print and go on with their day.
idiot: what if they need to change something?
mrJon: what do they need to change?

**silence**
today @ work

---

That ugly bitch sitting behind u has the back of her neck pierced, does she think it'll make her less butt ass ugly?
dayv about some girl at lunch

---

Did you know that there was actually a time when old white men rode the bus?
Daryll Hughley

---

U know what? Actually studying medicine really makes u not want to go into medicine
dayv after his pathophysiology exam

---

If she smokes, she pokes
Lois Griffin

---

You think you're cool, right? One in three americans die of cancer. I hope you're one of those. Fuck you, die, fuck you. You're going to die of cancer, I promise.
Tool Message to Harry Manback

---

I feel the dream in me expire and there’s no one left to blame it on.
Seether Fine Again

---

Should I paint the penis?
Should I sculpt the penis?
Should I conduct with my penis?
Peter Griffen

---

Alcohol + Surgery = NO NO
Scrubs

---

There's no place
like 127.0.0.1
some nerd's shirt who came into my store today (i laughed, so I'm a nerd too)

---

They say the devil lives in my soul
I promise not to let him take control
Sevendust Black

---

Are you ready to use some dirty language with me, Chicago?
Disturbed Stupify

---

With such a little brain, how can I talk so much?
Jimmie's Chicken Shack Trash

---

It makes you want to work just enough to not get fired
Office Space

---

The Employee: Bio...Psychology
dayv: Wow, you can read! It is amazing what they are teaching you guys in public school nowadays.
...five minutes later...
The Employee: ...they were immaculately concepted...
dayv: Conceived. Now that is the public school I know.
After work

---

Get a job or get the fuck out!!!
the sign on the printer's box

---

I’m what Willis was talkin’ ’bout!
TShirt on Scrubs

---

Uh uh, foo. That’s the baby lunch!
Dashiki Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

---

Your disease is killing me.
Saliva "Your Disease"

---

moo moo: "What you moving out?"
tubs: "NO! I have to help my friend first thing in the morning blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
The other night in the living room, i lost interest fast.....

---

[Peter is wearing shorts, sandals and a paisley shirt, with his feet up on his desk, munching chips and playing tetris on his computer]
Bill Lumbergh: Hello Peter, what's happening? Listen, are you gonna have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?
Peter Gibbons: No.
Bill Lumbergh: Ah. Well then I suppose we should go ahead and have a little talk.
Peter Gibbons: Not right now Lumbergh, I'm kinda busy. You know what, in fact I'm gonna have to ask you to just go ahead and come back later, I've got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple minutes.
Bill Lumbergh: I wasn't aware of a meeting with them.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, they called me at home.
Office Space

---

Milton Waddams: The ratio of people to cake is too big
Office Space

---

Peter Gibbons: I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary.
Office Space

---

Bob Porter: We'll be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.
Office Space

---

Bill Lumbergh: Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
Milton Waddams: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...
Office Space

---

Bob Slydell: Milton Waddams.
Dom Portwood: Who's he?
Bob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
Dom Portwood: Oh, yeah.
Bob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him, but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
Bob Slydell: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
Bill Lumbergh: Great.
Dom Portwood: So um, Milton has been let go?
Bob Slydell: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end.
Office Space

---

Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
Office Space

---

Leela save me!!!!
....
And yourself
....
And my banjo
....
*short pause*
....
And fry too!

Bender

---

Pork Warehouse (8:21 am): Did you fix me so i can get online?
Me (8:25 am): Did u learn how to stop being a whiney runt yet?
Pork Warehouse (8:25 am): I'm not a fucking whiney runt
Me (8:26 am): coulda fooled me
sms conversation between dayv and tubby

---

That man's a human sundial.
Dr. Kelso

---

You think my name is Turk Turkleton?
Turk SCRUBS

---

I don't see anybody else around soap jockey.
Dr. Cox Scrubs

---

Thump, thump
Goes the washer

---

Employee: Look, I'm a cowboy.... girl
dayv: they don't even have cows in the Ukraine, so you can't be a cow anything
the shoe store

---

Ed (to his momma): I am making breakfast and we don’t have any bread!
dayv (as his momma): Don’t worry, son, I’m coming fer ya! I’m comin’!
Today, at breakfast

---

What are you doing to my daughter?!?!
dayv doing his impression of Bruce

---

What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger.
Nietzsche

---

Art does not reproduce the visible; rather it makes visible.
Paul Klee

---

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
John Lennon

---

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
John Diefenbaker

---

It matters not so much Where you are on the hill, as which Direction you're headed.

---

All of us may be in the gutter; but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde

---

He who fights against monsters should see to it that he doesn't become one.
Nietzsche

---

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
Aristotle

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The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets by it, but rather what he becomes by it.
John Ruskin

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Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing more to add, but rather when there is nothing more to take away.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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Two people may be at the same spot in manners and behaviour, and yet one may be getting better, and the other worse, which is the greatest of differences that could possibly exist between them.
George MacDonald

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Wisdom begins in wonder.
Socrates

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God is in the details.
Mies van der Rohe

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What you think, you become.
Mahatma Gandhi

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f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.

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What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger.
Nietzsche

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Ignore that man behind the curtain!
The Wizard of Oz

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The eye is created by the light, for the light.
Goethe

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Never mistake motion for action.
Ernest Hemmingway

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We must be the change we wish to see in the world.
Gandhi

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What we love, we grow to resemble.
Bernard of Clairvaux

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Everything's hard till you know how to do it.
Ray Charles

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We have nothing to fear but fear itself.
Franklin Roosevelt

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The universe is made of stories, not atoms.
Muriel Rukeyser

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What we see depends on mainly what we look for.
John Lubbock

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Surely every man at his best is but a mere breath.
Psalm 39:56

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck

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He who has a why to live can bear with almost any how.
Nietzsche

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Everything should be as simple as possible, but no simpler.
Einstein

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Drawing is not the form; it is the way of seeing the form.
Degas

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The quality of a play is the quality of its ideas.
George B. Shaw

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What the hand shapes is a signpost to the soul.
Uffe Ellemann-Jensen

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Really we create nothing, we merely plagurise nature.
Jean Baitaillon

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain

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Perfect love is the most beautiful of all frusterations.
Charlie Chaplin

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Gardening is the one unquestionably useful activity.
George Bernard Shaw

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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso

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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Eleanor Roosevelt

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A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Joseph Stalin

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The coward regards himself as cautious; the miser as thrifty.
Publilius Syrus

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They ever must believe a lie, who see with, not through, the eye.
William Blake

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Wow, I'm being shot at from both sides. That means I Must be right.
Larry Wall

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Well, sometimes life gives us lessons sent in ridiculous packaging.
Dar Williams

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All one's life is music, if one touches the notes rightly, and in time.
John Ruskin

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Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion.
G. W. F. Hegel

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Anyone who has begun to think, places some portion of the world in jeopardy.
John Devey

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
Mark Twain

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I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind.
George B. Shaw

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It is people who live by rules that are always hoping to get them changed.
Robert Harbison

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The more advanced a system becomes, the more vulnerable to primitive modes of attack.
Dr. Who

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Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and pastures blue ought to be sterilized.
Adolph Hitler

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I have only made this longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter.
Blaise Pascal

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You can't say civilization doesn't advance, for in every war they kill you a new way.
Will Rogers

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A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?
Albert Einstein

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Anyone can make the simple complicated. Creativity is making the complicated simple.
Charles Mingus

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Never attribute to malice that which can satisfactorily be explained by incompetence.
Napoleon Bonaparte

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Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or doing it better.
John Updike

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If everyone contemplates the infinite instead of fixing the drains, many of us will die of cholera.
John Rich

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It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.
Douglas Hoffstader

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You see things, and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were, and I say WHY NOT?
George B. Shaw

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It is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.
Abraham Maslow

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Imagination is more important than Knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
Einstein

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To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.
Anatole France

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Virtue does not come from money, but rather from virtue comes money, and all other things good to man.
Socrates

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A man needs a little madness, or else he never dares to cut the rope and be free.
Nikos Kazantzakis, Zorba the Greek

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Every part is both construction and ornament; the entire surface is meaningful.
Oleg Grabar, Islamic Art Historian

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The freedom of the man who sails with the wind is greater than the freedom of the man who rows himself.
John Robertson

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Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind; a disposition for benevolence, trust and justice.
Spinoza

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When a man asks a woman out for dinner, it isn't because he knows that on friday night he'll want a steak.
Wendy Wasserstein

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If you own a machine, you are in turn owned by it, and spend your time serving it.
Marion Zimmer Bradley, 'The Forbidden Tower'

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Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline sharply the minute they start waving guns around?
Dr. Who

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Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, do it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. Begin it now.
Wolfgang von Goethe

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Besides, they had the Hacker ethos: if it doesn't work, fix it; if it does work, take it apart.
Paul Wallich, IEEE Spectrum. Sept 2001

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A. A violent order is disorder; and B. A great disorder is an order. These two things are one.
Wallace Stevens, 'Connoisseur of Chaos

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The immature mind I don't believe can distinguish from good ideas that are poorly produced and bad ideas that are well produced.
Nolan Bushnell

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Success is not measured by the position one has reached in life, rather by the obstacles overcome while trying to succeed.
Booker T. Washington

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The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.
Justice Louis D. Brandeis

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If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
Hermann Hesse, 1877-1962

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.
T.S. Eliot

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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Galileo Galilei

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The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
George B. Shaw

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In every art form it is the emotional content that makes the difference between mere technical skill and true art.
Frank Thomas & Ollie Johnston, The Illusion of Life

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You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
Dale Carnegie

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What we call evil, is the only and best shape, which, for the person and his condition at the time, could be assumed by the best good.
George MacDonald, 'Phantastes'

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There is hardly anything in the world that someone can't make a little worse and sell a little cheaper -- and people who consider price alone are this man's lawful prey.
John Ruskin, 1819-1900

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When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
Buckminster Fuller

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The light of the body is the eye. If therefore, thine eye be clear, thy whole body shall be full of light. But if thine eye be evil, they whole body shall be full of darkness.
Matthew 6:22

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If you want a final opinion on the mystery of life and all that, I can give it to you in a nutshell. The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. but the combination is locked up in the safe.
Peter de Vries

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Evolution is not a progression to ever greater and greater differentiation. but... is first an ascent to a higher point, and after having reached this point is then a descent to more and more simple forms.
Rudolf Steiner, Michael IX

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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
Douglas Adams

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Consumption beyond need is what appears to drive the economy, not the response to need. It cannot sustain unless it grows, and it cannot grow unless it perpetually consumes more than it needs.
John Townsend, Whole Earth Review, Summer 1991

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It took some time for designers to recognize the possibilities of the suspension bridge - a form impossible to create with stone alone but which was perfectly suited to the properties of steel.
Ivan Sutherland, on possibilities for asynchronous logic circiuts

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Non-violence is the greatest force at the disposal of mankind. It is mightier than the mightiest weapon of destruction devised by the ingenuity of man. The first principle of non-violence is the non-compliance with everything that is humiliating.
Mahatma Gandhi

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Think again before postulating the Drive to Self-Preservation as the cardinal drive in an organic being. A Living thing desires above all to Vent its Strength - Life as such is Will to Power - Self Preservation is Only one of the Indirect and most frequent Consequences of it.
Nietzsche

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And this is the law of the wild, as old and as true as the sky. And the wolf who keeps it will prosper, but the wolf who breaks it will die! Like the wind that circles the tree trunk, this law runneth forward and back. The strength of the pack is the wolf, and the strength of the wolf is the pack.
Rudyard Kipling

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A vulgar mechanick can practice what he has been taught or seen done, but if he is in error, he knows not how to find it out and correct it;... Whereas he that is able to reason nimbly and judiciously about figure, force, and motion, is never at rest till he gets over every rub.
Isaak Newton, in a letter to Nathaniel Hawes

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The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. The true neighbour will risk his position, his prestige and even his life for the welfare of others. In dangerous valleys and hazardous pathways, he will lift some bruised and beaten brother to a higher and more noble life.
Martin Luther King Jr., 1963

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The discovery of the alphabet will create forgetfulness in the learners' souls, because they will not use their memories; they will trust to the external written characters and not remember of themselves... You give your disciples not truth but only the semblance of truth; they will be heroes of many things, and will have learned nothing; they will appear to be omniscient and will generally know nothing.
Socrates

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Colours first appear at the edges between Light and Dark. The continuous spectrum with green in the middle arises only where the
blue-cyan and yellow-rededges come close enough to overlap. When light shines through a prism, we are simply projecting a picture whose aperature has edges. There is darkness outside this circular patch, while it is relatively light within it -- and this is where the Colours first occur -- where the Light adjoins Dark. This is the primal phenomenon, that Colours arise at the borders, where Light and Dark work together. (From: Goethe's Colour Theory)

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After a few days, Willie got tired of [the water-wheel] -- and no blame to him, for it was no earthly use beyond amusement, and that which can only amuse can never amuse long. I think the reason children get tired of their toys so soon is just that it is against human nature to be really interested in what is of no use. If you say that a beautiful thing is always interesting, I answer, that a beautiful thing is of the highest use. Is not the diamond that flashes all its colours into the heart of a poet as useful as the diamond with which the glazier divides the sheets of glass into panes for our windows?
George MacDonald, The Gutta Percha Willie

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Less is More.

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You are what you Think.

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This, too, shall pass...

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The journey is the reward.

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Don't postpone happiness.

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The best parts are not on film.

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Looking begins with being quiet.

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Those who anger you, control you.

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Owe no man any thing.
Romans 13:8

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Looking starts with being quiet.
JRP

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Life is about timing.
Carl Lewis

---

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Act, and God will Act.
Joan of Arc

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No man can be my enemy whom I call friend.

---

Rush something, and it takes just as long.

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I invent nothing; I rediscover.
Rodin

---

Thing globally, act locally
Folk proverb

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Nothing endures but change.
Heraclities

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What goes around comes around.
Folk proverb

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Beggars should be no choosers.
John Heywood

---

The movement exists, the organ forms around it.

---

Men think and women steer.
Heinrich Heine

---

The rose adorns itself only to adorn the garden.

---

Do nothing which is of no use.
Miyamoto Musahi

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Information wants to be free.
Stewart Brand

---

A thief believes everybody steals.
E.W. Howe

---

The shortest answer is doing.
George Herbert

---

Neckties strangle clear thinking.
Lin Yutang

---

The past is not what it was.
G. K. Chesterton

---

Beware of the man of one book.
Thomas Aquinas

---

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.

---

Be great in little things.
St. Francis Xavier

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If not you, who? If not now, when?
Hillel

---

Everything is movement - the harmony of the spheres.

---

Each day is a little life.
Arthur Schopenhauer

---

Believe the best of everybody.
Rudyard Kipling

---

Whatever you are be a good one.
Abraham Lincoln

---

Everyone dies, but not everyone lives.
A. Sachs

---

Just don't create a file called -rf.
Larry Wall

---

We are all necessary parts of each others experience.

---

Living well is the best revenge.
George Herbert

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The flowers of tomorrow begin with the seeds of today.

---

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
Rick Hemmingway

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Don't cry because its over; smile because it happened.

---

Nature pleases those who please others.
Totoninu

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It is forbidden to forbid'.
Roger Scruton, May 1968

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Will Rogers

---

Death will come, and will have your eyes.
Pavese

---

Knowledge shared is power lost.
Aleister Crowley

---

The unexamined life is not worth living.
Socrates

---

He is a fool who would try to make peace by waging war.

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A laugh is just like sunshine. It freshens all the day.

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Imitation is the sincerest flattery.
C. C. Colton

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No bloodshed... just do away wth them.
Bill Cosby

---

Its not how much yo add, its how much you leave out.

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Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
Sun Tzu

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Angry people have no music.
Johann Gottfried Seume

---

Procrastination is the thief of time.
Edward Young

---

When things are good, people complain about the weather.

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You may delay, but time will not.
Benjamin Franklin

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The greatest wealth is a poverty of desires.
Seneca

---

Better to strengthen your back than to lighten your load.

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If you rush something, it takes just as long anyways.

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The first duty of love - is to listen.
Paul Tillich

---

Bad artists copy, good artists steal.
Pablo Picasso

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Sleep is the younger brother of death.
folk proverb

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Only fools confuse price and value.
Antonio Machado

---

The Profit of the Earth is for All.
Ecclesiastes 5:9

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The faster people go, the less patience they have.
JRP

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To learn, read. To know, write. To master, teach.

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Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.
Goethe

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Love is friendship set to music.
E. Joseph Crossmann

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640K ought to be enough for anybody.
Bill Gates, 1981

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Knowledge withheld is power gained.
Aleister Crowley

---

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Gandhi

---

People sleep, and when they die, they awake.
Mohammed

---

It may be those who do most, dream most.
Stephen Leacock

---

Try not. Do. Or Do Not. There is no try.
Yoda

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In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.
Jose Narosky

---

Every good painter paints what he is.
Jackson Pollock

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Music is the universal language of mankind.
Longfellow

---

Advice is judged by results, not by intentions.
Cicero

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Music is the silence between the notes.
Claude Debussy

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No matter where you go, there you are.
Buckaroo Banzai

---

No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place.
Zen saying

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We are ne'er like angels till our passions die.
Dekker

---

Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed.
Francis Bacon

---

We have met the enemy, and he is us.
Walt Kelly's Pogo

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Doubts are more cruel than the worst of truth.
Moliere

---

Who will babysit the babysitters?
Jello Biafra, 'Lard'

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Who does not trust enough will not be trusted.
Lao Tsu

---

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra

---

No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.

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History is a vast early warning system.
Norman Cousins

---

Religion begins in awe, and ends in politics.
Martin Buber

---

The Wider you make the Roads, the more Congested they become.

---

You shouldn't anthropomorphize computers; they don't like it.

---

When Infinity Ends, and Eternity Begins...
Isaak Asimov

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There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.
A. J. Muste

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Uncertainty is the price we pay for freedom.
R. Steiner

---

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Lewis Carroll

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Happiness is not a place - it is a direction.
Bill Sands

---

A small thing repeated often enough, is a big thing.
JRP

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Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Aldous Huxley

---

Every shot not taken is a goal not scored.
Wayne Gretzky

---

The street finds its own uses for things.
William Gibson

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There is no peace without forgiveness.
Pope John Paul II

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Function Melts Form
Stewart Brand, 'How Buildings Learn'

---

Keep nothing that isn't useful or beautiful.
Kim Edwards

---

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
Thoreau

---

Terrorism is the symptom, not the disease.
Arundhati Roy

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The man who has no imagination has no wings.
Muhammad Ali

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We have met the enemy and he is us!
Walt Kelly, Pogo 1971

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Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued.
Socrates

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Goodness speaks in a whisper, evil shouts.
Tibetan proverb

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Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
Confucius

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Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.
Robert Browning

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I'd rather be wierd, because sometimes normal is so wierd.
JRP

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Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Ani DiFranco

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'Why not' is a slogan for an interesting life.
Mason Cooley

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Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
Janet Long

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Adventure is not outside a man, it is within.
David Grayson

---

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
Thoreau

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The universe is made of stories, not atoms.
Muriel Rukeyser

---

Reliability is a function of how gracefully a system can decline.

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Seeing is forgetting the name of what one sees.
Paul Valery

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Do what you love. The money will follow.
Marsha Sinetar

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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Who will watch the watchers?

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The wise learn many things from their enemies.
Aristophanes

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What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies.
Aristotle

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A person who trusts no one can't be trusted.
Jerome Blattner

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Life is short. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly.
Robert Doisneau

---

Tough times never last, but tough people do!
Robert Schuller

---

Life is one long struggle in the dark.
Titus Lucretius Carus

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The secret to staying young is to never stop climbing trees.
JRP

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People tend to see the past through the lens of the present.
JRP

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War is fear cloaked in courage.
General William Westmoreland

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Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Einstein

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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Derek Bok

---

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
Benjamin Disraeli

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Life is like a voyage that is homeward bound.
Herman Melville

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How fortunate for leaders that men do not think.
Adolf Hitler

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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Will Rogers

---

You can observe a lot by watching.
Lawrence Peter 'Yogi' Berra

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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
Plutarch

---

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
Erin Majors

---

Violence is the last resource of the incompetent.
Isaac Asimov

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I perhaps owe having become a painter to flowers.
Claude Monet

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Wishing without work is like fishing without bait.
Frank Tyger

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The future depends on what we do in the present.
Mahatma Gandhi

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Life is but a journey; death is returning home.
Chinese proverb

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The wise don't give the right answers, they pose the right questions.

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Man is the only animal who blushes, or who needs to.
Mark Twain

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Fiction is not photography, it's oil painting.
Robertson Davies

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Things are in the saddle, and ride mankind.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Its always a good idea to watch the people that aren't talking.
JRP

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Part of being a great artist, is knowing what to leave out.
JRP

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Let him who would move the world, first move himself.
Socrates

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Lao Tzu

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You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.
G. K. Chesterton

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When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults.
Brian Aldiss

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In life, as in art, the beautiful moves in curves.
Bulwer-Lytton

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An air-conditioned building is easier to get into, than to get out of.

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The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
Bertrand Russell

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There are too many people, and too few human beings.
Robert Zand

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If you want to give God a laugh, tell him your plans'
Mike Scott

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Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.

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You become what you think about all day long.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Much work is lost, for the lack of a little more.
Edward H. Harriman

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The happiness now is part of the sadness then.
Joy Davidman Lewis

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I met the roaring beast, and he said: Live deliberately; or not at all.

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A book of quotations... can never be complete.
Robert M. Hamilton

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Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountifield crop.
Ovid

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Hurt not the earth, neither the sea, nor the trees.
Revelation 7:3

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Before a woman decieves another, she decieves herself.
Neitzsche

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Those who do not move, do not notice their chains.
Rosa Luxemburg

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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Voltaire

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People only see what they are prepared to see.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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The way people move is their autobiography in motion.
Gerry Spence

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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge

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In the long run, you only hit what you aim at!
Henry David Thoreau

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Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Did you ever wonder what side of the mirror you're on?
Rob Gerard

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The heart has reasons which reason knows nothing of.
Blaise Pascal

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The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Alphonse Karr

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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
Frank Zappa

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I never could explain why I love anybody, or anything.
Walt Whitman

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Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.
Albert Camus

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Man cannot change the direction of the wind, but he can adjust the sails.

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But the flower soon began to wither, and I forsook it.
'Phantastes'

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The passage of time depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
Greville

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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
Anais Nin

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I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying.
Michael Jordan

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What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.
Joseph Addison

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Our life is frittered away by detail... Simplify, simplify.
Thoreau

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It is a poor sort of memory that works only backwards.
Lewis Carrol

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A trend is almost always a stream of imitation.
Austin Briggs, 1961

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When love and skill work together expect a masterpiece.
John Ruskin

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Isn't Disney World a people-trap operated by a mouse?
George Carlin

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He who burns books, will, in the end, also burn people.
Heine, 1820

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The future always comes too fast and in the wrong order.
Alvin Toffler

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Open source is good.
Steve Jobs Open source is evil. (Bill Gates)

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All that is gold does not glitter; not all who wander are lost.
Tolkien

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden Nash

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain

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Any idiot can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one!

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A fool eats his last potato; a wise man plants it.
Irish proverb

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The soul is sweetened with tears.
Gems from the East, H.P. Blavatsky

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For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
Luke 12:34

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The problem of the artist is to defamiliarize the ordinary.
Paul Rand

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When your intent is in accordance with the Universe, things start happening.

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Progress is not possible without deviation from the norm.
Frank Zappa

---

Kites rise highest against the wind -- not with it.
Winston Churchill

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In every truth the opposite is equally true.
Herman Hesse, Siddhartha

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Computer: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Jargon File

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The more things change, the more they remain the same.
Alghonse Karr

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Someone who is perfectly sincere can affect things thereby.
Confucius

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In thy Nothing I hope to find my All.
Goethe, Mephistopheles in Faust

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My heart is a lonely hunter that hunts on a lonely hill.
William Sharp

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People who get stuff done get put down by people who don't.
Henry Rollins

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The goal of Life is living in harmony with nature.
Zeno, 335-263 B.C.

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Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Theodore Roosevelt

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A good education consists in knowing how to sing and dance well.
Plato

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Every day I count wasted in which there has been no dancing.
Nietzsche

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Hey man, Life is my College...
Jello Biafra, from the Power of Lard EP

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If you worry about substance, image takes care of itself.
George Soros

---

Art does not reproduce the visible; rather it makes visible.
Paul Klee

---

A human being is nothing but a story with a skin around it.
Fred Allen

---

We stand within the realm of that which hides itself.
Martin Heidegger

---

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
Elbert Hubbard

---

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
Joe Ancis

---

Life is not about what you've gained, but what you've done.
Wong Ka Kui

---

To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him angry.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

---

What you see is not the plant, but a history of what the plant has been doing.

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Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions.
Laurent Gasser

---

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.
Joseph Addison

---

In seeking truth you have to get both sides of a story.
Walter Cronkite

---

Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right.
Henry Ford

---

Wealth is not his that has it, but his who enjoys it.
Benjamin Franklin

---

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
Linus Pauling

---

The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.
William Gibson

---

To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.
George MacDonald

---

The mind's direction is more important than its progress.
Joseph Joubert

---

Let no one come to you without leaving better and happier.
Mother Teresa

---

Do not speak of your happiness to less fortunate than yourself.
Plutarch

---

Minds are like parachutes: they only function when open.
Thomas R. Dewar

---

If you don't live it, it won't come out your horn.
Charlie 'Bird' Parker

---

We think in generalities, but we live in details.
Alfred North Whitehead

---

What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?

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Plants are that which turn mud into flowers with the aid of sunlight.
JRP

---

I pray not because it changes God, but because it changes me.
C.S. Lewis

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Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
Shirley MacLaine

---

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.
Moliere, 1622 - 1673

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Pick battles big enough to matter, and small enough to win.
Jonathan Kozol

---

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.
G. K. Chesterton

---

Love sees others, not just for what they are, but also for what they can be.

---

The true univeristy of these days is a collection of books.
Thomas Carlyle

---

The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.
Ludwig Wittgenstein

---

I think it's in my basement. Let me go upstairs and check.
M.C. Escher

---

Judge no one til you've walked a mile in their moccasins.
Cherokee proverb

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Make visible what, without you, might never have been seen.
Robert Bresson

---

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom.
Robert Frost

---

The poor man is not he who is without a cent, but he who is without a dream.

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Only those who dare to fail greatly can achieve greatly.
Robert F. Kennedy

---

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
Jeannette Rankin

---

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde

---

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
Niel Peart, Rush

---

The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of nonessentials.
Lin Yutang

---

Our life is no dream; but it ought to become one, and perhaps will.
Novalis

---

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell

---

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Abraham Lincoln

---

Keep distance in your eyes.
Leonard 'Trapper' Leo, Canadian Conservationist

---

Opposites attract, but after marriage, opposites attack.
Dr. Charles Lowery

---

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
Immanuel Kant

---

I don't want to make money. I just want to be wonderful.
Marilyn Monroe

---

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
Gandalf

---

Enlightenment means taking full responsibility for your life.
William Blake

---

One cannot unite a community without a newspaper or journal of some kind.
Gandhi

---

Love is not only something you feel. It's something you do.
David Wilkerson

---

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.
Richard Bach

---

Many in life will tell you you're a monkey; and you are - if you believe them.

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Fairy-tales tend to depict reality as it exists for the emotional life.
JRP

---

Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
Einstein

---

From suffering, knowledge is born.
Aeschylus, 525-456 BC, 'father of Tragedy'

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A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
Woodrow Wyatt

---

Even when all the experts agree, they may well be mistaken.
Bertrand Russell

---

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Thomas Edison

---

We laugh at honour, and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.
C.S. Lewis

---

Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.
Albert Einstein

---

Happiness is a by product of making someone else happy.
Gretta Brooker Palmer

---

Many in life will tell you you're a monkey, and you are -- if you believe them.

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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein

---

Logic is a system whereby one may go wrong with confidence.
Charles Kettering

---

Learn from yesterday, live for today and hope for tomorrow.
Thomas Jefferson

---

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
Henry Ford

---

Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
Dr. Ralph Gerard

---

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

---

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.

---

When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
Isaac Bashevis Singer

---

No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
Robert Heinlein

---

The world is full of suffering, it is also full of overcoming it.
Helen Keller

---

Every effort under compulsion demands a sacrifice of life-energy.
Nikola Tesla

---

Of all victories the first and greatest is for a man to conquer himself.
Plato

---

If you have to ask what Jazz is, you'll never know.
Louis Armstrong, 1901-1971

---

Bear ye one another's burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ.
Galatians 6:2

---

Beauty is the most subtle form of intelligence. Simonetta Vespucci
1454 - 1476

---

When you look for the bad in mankind; you will surely find it.
Abraham Lincoln

---

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the pieces.
Aldo Leopold

---

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
Psalms 30:5

---

I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree.
Joyce Kilmer, 1914

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Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
George Santayana

---

We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel

---

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.
Antoine De Saint-Exupery

---

Python is executable pseudocode. Perl is executable line noise.
Bruce Eckel

---

There is nothing that is impossible to the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

---

Oliver's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

---

O Lord, thou givest us everything, at the price of an effort.
Leonardo Da Vinci

---

The new wave is not value-added; it's garbage-subtracted
Esther Dyson, Dec 1994

---

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Watterson

---

Jealousy: All the fun you think they're having.
Erica Jong, Fear of Flying, 1973

---

A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

---

It is better to be roughly right than to be precisely wrong.
John Maynard Keynes

---

A ship is safe in the harbour but that's not what ships are for.
Albert J Nimeth

---

I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
Alice in Wonderland

---

Happiness sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
John Barrymore

---

Every tool carries with it the spirit by which it was created.
Werner Heisenberg

---

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
The Beatles

---

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Folk proverb

---

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the Gift.
Steve Prefontaine

---

Remember, a chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up.
Brigham Young

---

You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier to do.

---

If you can walk you can dance if you can talk you can sing.
Zimbabwe Proverb

---

In order to know things well, we must know them in detail.
La Rouchefoucauld

---

I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned.
Edna St. Vincent Millay

---

Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.

---

In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Andy Warhol, 1928-1987

---

Don't take life too seriously. You don't get out alive anyway.
Elbert Hubbard

---

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
Will Durant, 1885-1981

---

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Mark Twain

---

All understanding begins with our not accepting the world as it appears.
Alan Kay

---

Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Mark Twain

---

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
James J. Ling

---

Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen.
Woodie Guthrie

---

Man will always find a complicated means to perform a simple task.
Rube Goldberg

---

He that plants trees loves others beside himself.
Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732

---

It is not love that produces jealousy -- it is selfishness.
Mr. Justice Wallington

---

Don't settle for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without.

---

Error: No keyboard detected. Press F1 to continue.
Microsoft Windows error message

---

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
Dr. Who

---

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
Woodrow Wilson

---

Don't play what you know, play what you don't know about what you know.
Miles Davis

---

Our greatest natural resource are the minds of our children.
Walt Disney, 1901-1966

---

You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

---

Light is the single undivided essence of the universe; It is not a compound.
Goethe

---

Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.
Marquis de Condorcet

---

The real leader has no need to lead -- he is content to point the way.
Henry Miller

---

Don't always say what you know, but always know what you say.
Matthias Claudias

---

All problems in computer graphics can be solved with a matrix inversion.
James Blinn

---

There's another way to survive. Mutual trust -- and help.
Kirk, Day of the Dove

---

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a stick.
Will Rogers

---

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
Nicholas Murray Butler

---

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention.
Richard Moss

---

Home is not where you live, it's where people understands you.
Christian Morgenstern

---

I am part of the part, which at first was the whole.
Goethe, Mephistopheles in Faust

---

A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
Bernard Mentzer

---

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
Arnold Toynbee

---

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.
Henry David Thoreau

---

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
GK Chesterton, 1874-1936

---

The act of censorship is always worse than whatever is being censored.
Chandon Seldon)

---

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
George Bernard Shaw

---

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
Jim Elliot

---

A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.
J.F. Kennedy

---

Bore: A guy who wraps up a two-minute idea in a two-hour vocabulary.
Walter Winchell

---

I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating.
Boss Tweed

---

Nonviolence doesn't always work -- but violence never does.
Madge Micheels-Cyrus

---

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Thoreau

---

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Charles Caleb Colton, 1780 - 1832, Lacon

---

Those who suppress freedom always do so in the name of law and order.
John V. Lindsay

---

The whole art of living consists in giving up our existence in order to exist.
Goethe

---

Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
George Carlin

---

Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is.
Isaac Asimov

---

The present is the point at which time touches eternity.
C.S. Lewis, Screwtape Letters

---

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Benjamin Franklin

---

Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.
Bertrand Russell

---

Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box.
Latin Proverb

---

The thing you set your mind on is the thing you ultimately become.
Nathaniel Hawthorne

---

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Dave Barry

---

Life is an Illusion, but an Illusion which we must take very seriously.
Aldous Huxley

---

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with backup tapes.
Jim Gray

---

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.
Anatole France

---

You need somebody to love while you're looking for someone to love.
Shelagh Delaney

---

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
Confucius

---

The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.
William James

---

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Arthur C. Clarke

---

In the wind's uproar, the sea's raging grim, and the sighs that are born in him.
Heine

---

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

---

But instruments do not make music: people do.
Max Rudolf, New York Times, June 21, 1992

---

The best feelings are those that have no words to describe them...
Michelle Hammersley

---

Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.
Albert Einstein

---

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy.
Gretta Brooker Palmer

---

Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
Wayne Gretzky

---

Copyright doesn't cover ideas; it's your expression of those ideas.
Richard Stallman

---

I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell.
Harry Truman

---

Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.
Proverbs, 26:5

---

I learned many years ago never to waste time trying to convince my colleagues.
Einstein

---

The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
John Allston

---

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
Josh Billings

---

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
Leo Tolstoy

---

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
Oscar Wilde

---

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

---

The triumph of persuasion over force is the sign of a civilized society.
Mark Skousen

---

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.
Charles Boyle

---

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde

---

Work expands to fill the time available.
Cyril Northcote Parkinson, 'The Economist', 1955

---

I have not ceased being fearful, but I have ceased to let fear control me.
Erica Jong

---

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Thomas Alva Edison

---

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Saki, 1870-1916, 'The Square Egg'

---

Spirit depends on matter or body, not for its being, but for its expression.
Owen Barfield

---

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.
Havelock Ellis

---

Evolution is a half-truth. Survival of the fittest pares the tree, Cooperation grows it.

---

Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.
Herman Hesse

---

Nothing in poverty so ill is borne as it's exposing men to grinning scorn.
John Oldham

---

In order to improve the mind, we ought less to learn, than to contemplate.
Rene Descartes

---

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching

---

How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
Marcus Aurelius

---

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Mickey Mouse

---

It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
Roger Babson

---

Performance monitoring somewhat reduces performance.
Greg Hermanovic, www.derivativeinc.com

---

Never let a fool kiss you and never let a kiss fool you.
Janet Balmer, Co.Antrim, N.Ireland

---

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Odgen Nash

---

Life, like a dome of many-coloured glass, Stains the white radiance of eternity.
Shelly

---

A song ain't nothin in the world but a story just wrote with music to it.
Hank Williams Sr

---

It is not how busy you are, but why you are busy; The bee is praised, the mosquito is swatted.

---

The single most important question is whether the universe is friendly.
Albert Einstein

---

Knowledge divides the world, wisdom makes it whole.
Proverb of the Makuna People in Columbia

---

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
Albert Einstein

---

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
William Feather

---

We are drowning in information, but starved for knowledge.
James Naisbitt, American futurist

---

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
Robert Frost

---

Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?
Cinderella

---

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
William Butler Yeats

---

I knew I'd hate COBOL the moment I saw they'd used 'perform' instead of 'do'.
Larry Wall

---

Not that the story need be long, but it will take a long while to make it short.
Thoreau

---

Reports on the first helicopters - Somebody's WINDMILL just flew by!
Gabrill Slashdot-556503

---

When I see I forget. When I hear I remember. When I do I understand.
Chinese Proverb

---

People prefer to follow those who help them, not those who intimidate them.
C. Gene Wilkes

---

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
Baltasar Gracian

---

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things.
Plato

---

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
Einstein

---

It is hard to overstate the debt that we owe to men and women of genius.
Robert G. Ingersoll

---

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears this is true.

---

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Albert Einstein

---

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
Peter F. Drucker

---

If death did not exist today, it would be necessary to invent it.
Count Jean Baptiste Millaud

---

Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a patholgical criminal.
Albert Einstein

---

Whatever you do will seem insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
Gandhi

---

A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
Greer's Third Law

---

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
James Barrie

---

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
Frank Lloyd Wright

---

Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich.
Sir Peter Ustinov

---

Never allow yourself to violate your principles by the force of your company
Madamme Blavatsky

---

The American way of life is not negotiable.
George Bush Sr, Earth Summit, Rio de Janeiro, 1992

---

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943

---

If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my axe.
Abraham Lincoln

---

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
Abraham Lincoln

---

Every blade of grass has its Angel that bends over it and whispers, Grow, grow.
The Talmud

---

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven.
Ecclesiates 3:1

---

We can try to avoid making choices by doing nothing, but even that is a decision.
Gary Collins

---

A good man in his darkest aberration, Of the right path is conscious still.
Goethe, Faust 1

---

Going to college can help you be knowledgeable, but it cannot make you wise.
John Taylor Gatto

---

The real measure of our wealth is how much we'd be worth if we lost all our money.
J.H. Jowett

---

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Soren Kierkegaard

---

The willingness of one to see is dependant upon their willingess to open their eyes.
T. Richard

---

You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear.
Sherlock Holmes, A Scandal in Bohemia

---

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike...
Will Crowther, Colossal Cave Adventure

---

A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn't feel like it.
Alistair Cooke

---

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.
Orson Welles

---

Most people will listen to your unreasonable demands, if you'll consider their unacceptable offer.

---

I, you, he, she, we -- In the garden of mystic lovers, these are not true distinctions.
Rumi

---

The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.
William James, 1842-1910

---

Bigotry is an incapacity to conceive seriously the alternative to a proposition.
G. K. Chesterton

---

I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
Pablo Picasso

---

Seeing death as the end of life is like seeing the Horizon as the end of the ocean.
David Searls

---

To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.
Marilyn vos Savant

---

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Churchill

---

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins.
Mies van der Rohe

---

Between the idea and the reality Between the motion and the act Falls the Shadow.
T.S. Eliot

---

When the effective leader is finished with his work, the people say it happened naturally.
Lao Tse

---

There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things we don't know.
Ambrose Bierce

---

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
Andrew Carnegie

---

A man lives by believing something, not by debating and arguing about many things.
Thomas Carlyle

---

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby

---

He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression.
Thomas Paine

---

You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.
Cass Whittington

---

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Lyall Watson

---

One must confront an idea, or else fall into its bondage.
Rudolf Steiner, The Philosophy of Freedom

---

Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous Huxley

---

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it.
John Lennon

---

Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come.
Perry Paxton

---

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet.
James Oppenheim

---

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
John F. Kennedy

---

First-rate people hire first-rate people, second-rate people hire third-rate people.
Leo Rosten

---

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs, and returns home to find it.
George Moore

---

Dread of disaster makes everybody act in the very way that increases the disaster.
Bertrand Russell

---

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
Carl W. Buechner

---

There is only one way to succeed in anything, and that is to give it everything.
Vince Lombardi

---

The role of the writer is not to say what we can all say, but what we are unable to say.
Anais Nin

---

I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats; If it be man's work I will do it.
Shakespeare, King Lear

---

The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.
Ronald Reagan

---

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
Eric Hoffer, 1902-1983

---

Non-violence which is a quality of the heart, cannot come by an appeal to the brain.
Mahatma Gandhi

---

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

---

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein

---

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

---

I may not like what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.
Voltaire

---

Keep knocking and the Joy inside will eventually open a window and look out to see who's there.
Rumi

---

The 'silly question' is the first intimation of some totally new development.
Alfred North Whitehead

---

Maybe that is the only way to exorcise ghosts - to become them.
Julia Alvarez, In The Name of Salome

---

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt.
E.C. Stanton

---

The importance of punctuation: The man says his wife is lazy. 'The man', says his wife, 'is lazy.'

---

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.
Rita Mae Brown

---

Money is the most egalitarian force in society. It confers power on whoever holds it.
Roger Starr

---

My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants.
J. Brotherton

---

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.
Bertolt Brecht, 1898-1956

---

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
John Cage

---

Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and to remove all doubt.
Mark Twain

---

Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterwards.
St. Francis Xavier

---

What we think ourselves to be, that we are obliged to become.
Rudolf Steiner, Zurich, Nov.13, 1917

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and if Satan rise up against himself, and be divided, he cannot stand, but hath an end.
Mark 3:26

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In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer.
Albert Camus

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The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
Eden Phillpots

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Wise people talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
Plato

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To define a thing is to substitute the definition for the thing itself.
Georges Braque, French painter

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Many are those who long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
Susan Ertz

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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Doug Larson

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Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
Frank Herbert

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The pain of not doing something, is greater than the pain of doing something.
William Dennis Miner

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We are each entitled to our own opinion, but no one is entitled to his own facts.
Patrick Moynihan

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It is not reasonable that those who gamble with men's lives should not pay with their own.
H. G. Wells

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It is not reasonable that those who gamble with men's lives should not pay with their own.
H. G. Wells

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To be rooted is perhaps the most important and least recognized needs of the human soul.
Simon Weil

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The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr., 1841-1935

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The real voyage of discovery lies not in finding new lands, but in seeing with new eyes.
Marcel Proust

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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Oscar Wilde

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The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.

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We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing!
George Bernard Shaw

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We cannot do great things on this earth, we can only do small things with great care.
Mother Teresa

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The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Winston Churchill, 1874-1965

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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
Bill Vaughan

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Alfred Hitchcock

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There are more valid facts and details in works of art than there are in history books.
Charlie Chaplin

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Man does not cease to play because he grows old, he grows old because he ceases to play.
Drew Lachey

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In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities. In the expert's mind there are few.
Shunryu Suzuki

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A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions that make it fail.
Jerry Ogdin

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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts... for support rather than illumination.
Andrew Lang

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Cheerfulness and content are great beautifiers and famous preservers of good looks.
Charles Dickens

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What man does not understand, he fears; and what he fears, he tends to destroy.
William Butler Yeats

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Vertigo is not the fear of falling, but that we may not stop ourselves from jumping.
Alfred Hitchcock??

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If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Seymour Cray

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No sadder proof can be given by a man of his own littleness than disbelief in great men.
Thomas Carlyle

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To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.
Buddha

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If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.
Stanley Garn

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After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an accident, it makes you wonder about history.
Dave Barry

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If you can imagine it, you can create it. If you can dream it, you can become it.
William Arthur Ward

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If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will avoid one hundred days of sorrow.
Chinese Proverb

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One hundred rounds does not constitute firepower. One hit contitutes firepower.
Gen. Merritt Edson, USMC

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Dance is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made.
Ted Shawn, Time, July 1955

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Capitalism makes networks. It doesn't make communities. Imagination makes communities.
Robert Hass, poet

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A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
Alan J. Perlis

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Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie.
Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails

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The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Maureen Dowd

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It is not the bad people we have to worry about but the good people.
Reinhold Niebuhr, American Theologian

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The happiness now is part of the sorrow then.
Joy Goodman, wife of C.S. Lewis, from the movie: Shadowlands

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Nations have neither permanent friends nor permanent enemies, but only permanent interests.
Lord Acton

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The supreme excellence is to subdue the armies of your enemies without even having to fight them.
Sun Tzu

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That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
Thomas Jefferson

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They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.
Sir Francis Bacon

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Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to a better understanding of ourselves.
Carl G. Jung

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Happiness consists not in doing the things we like but in liking the things we have to do.
Wilfred Peterson

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Do not dwell in the past, do not dwell in the future, concetrate the mind on the present moment.
Buddha

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I suspect that the more precisely you measure something, the less important it really is.
Daniel McCracken

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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Ashleigh Brilliant

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You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
Eric Hoffer

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Skill without imagination is craftsmanship. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
Tom Stoppard

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If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.
Sun Tzu

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Poor people are poor because they're lazy.
G.W. Bush to his Harvard Business School professor Yoshi Tsurumi

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Be not dumb, obedient slaves in an army of destruction! Be heroes in an army of construction!
Helen Keller

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After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
Aldous Huxley, 1894 - 1963

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We don't know what we are doing, but we are doing it very carefully.
Wherry, R.J. Personnel Psychology, 1995)

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The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
Nelson Henderson

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Joy's a subtil elf. I think man's happiest when he forgets himself.
Cyril Tourneur, 'The Revenger's Tragedy'

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It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.
Ursula K. LeGuin

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If I have seen further than others, it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants.
Sir Isaac Newton

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'One World, one Web, one Program'
Microsoft promotional Ad 'Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer' (Adolf Hitler)

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Criticism is something we can avoid easily - by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.
Aristotle

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There is no limit to what can be accomplished if it doesn't matter who gets the credit.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Nothing sheds more light on a view than exposing the errors that stand in its way.
Rudolf Steiner, TToKIIGWC

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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.
Robert Frost

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Every time I see an adult on a bicycle I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
H.G. Wells

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We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
Buddha

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Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Albert Einstein

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A being does not stand behind its manifestation, but rather comes into view through its manifestation.
Goethe

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He who is against something, can never be free of it, since then you're still defined in reference to it.
JRP

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His is a dwindling point of death within a growing universe of joy...
Calvin Miller, The Finale, 1979

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A 'hacker' is any person who derives joy from discovering ways to circumvent limitations.
Robert Bickford

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It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed.
Goethe

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The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject.
Marcus Aurelius

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Loud angry noise... is a reaction to the frustrations in society.
Peter, 'The Church', B-Side, April 1992

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I spent thirty years getting an education, another thirty trying to get over it.
Sister Adrian Hofstetter

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Renunciation is not getting rid of the things of this world, but accepting thet they pass away.
Aitken Roshi

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Renunciation is not getting rid of the things of this world, but accepting thet they pass away.
Aitken Roshi

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It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste.
Henry Ford, 1863-1947

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Learning to distinguish individual differences from differences that can be acquired only through individuality.

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When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they look in the same direction.
Ginger Rogers

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I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself.
Mihkail Baryshnikov

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Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.
Eleanor Roosevelt

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The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances.
Martha Washington

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I was playing poker the other night, with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright

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You cannot acquire experience by making experiments. You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
Camus

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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
Abraham Lincoln

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The poor go to war, to fight and die for the delights, riches, and superfluities of others.
Plutarch, 46-120 AD

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One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed.
Nietzsche

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Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.
Alexander Smith, 1830-1867

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Cowardice is wholly inconsistent with non-violence... non-violence presupposes the ability to strike.
Gandhi

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A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of questions he is able to answer.
Ronald Coleman

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Knowledge comes by taking things apart: analysis. But wisdom comes by putting things together.
John Morrison

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemmingway

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True worship of genius does not consist in collecting autographs, but in reading an author's works.
Henry James

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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill, NYT, July 5 1954

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When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
John Muir

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True poets don't write their thoughts with a pen; they release the ink that flows from within their heart.

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This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.
Wolfgang Pauli, 1900-1958, on a paper submitted by a physicist colleague

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There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
Aldous Huxley

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The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
C.P. Snow

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When a man blames others for his failures, it's a good idea to credit others for his successes.
Howard Newton

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A mother is a woman with a twenty-five hour day who can still find an hour to play with her family.
Iris Peck

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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.
Woody Allen

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One treats others with courtesy not because they are gentlemen or gentlewomen, but because you are.
G. Henrichs

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No house should ever be on any hill or on anything. It should be of the hill, belonging to it.
Frank Lloyd Wright

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Read not to accept nor to deny nor to agree nor to criticize or condemn but to weigh and consider.
Lord Bacon

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When you speak to others for their own good it's advice; when they speak to you for your own good it's interference.

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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Kin Hubbard

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Girls bored me - they still do. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
Walt Disney, 1901-1966

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Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Elbert Hubbard, 1856-1915

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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Sam Keen

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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
Christopher Isherwood

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My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure.
Abraham Lincoln

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For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
Alice Kahn

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It is harder to DO, than to be a critic; and further, he that does - will improve, and the critic will crumble.
JRP

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Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. I am large; I contain multitudes.
Walt Whitman

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us, are t