I know some people are upset that I am so frequently busy and that they are not able to talk to me as often as they would like. I have determined a good way to rectify that, I have created the iDayv (short for interactive dayv). Simple enough for the lowliest human to operate, yet complex enough to seem as though you are conversing with the real dayv! The iDayv takes the user’s input into it and through a complex mathematical algorithm, determines exactly how the real dayv would respond to what was entered! In fact, a recent major university study has shown that the iDayv responses are correct 98% of the time. It is amazing to be able to solve people’s problems with technology!