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Tommy Gavin: [to Sebastian] Hey asshole!
Sebastian: [Nervously drops his keys and picks them back up again] I know who you are! She's mine, she loves me!
Tommy Gavin: I got news for you, pal! She doesn't love you, she hates your guts, and I'm gonna tell you somethin' else. Next time you come around, I'm not calling the cops. I'm gonna kick your midget little ass myself. OK, "Sebastian"?
Sebastian: OK, OK. That would be the next time you have the balls to take her out on a date! You got that?
Tommy Gavin: Really?
Sebastian: Yeah!
Tommy Gavin: Really?
[Makes threatening motion towards Sebastian, and Sebastian drives off]
Angie: He's leaving?
Tommy Gavin: Yeah. By the way, this guy's tiny. I've taken bigger shits than this guy.
Angie: I'm telling you, Tommy.
Tommy Gavin: He knows kung-fu. Woooh, I'm scared.
Rescue Me
Tommy Gavin: [to Sebastian] Hey asshole!
Sebastian: [Nervously drops his keys and picks them back up again] I know who you are! She's mine, she loves me!
Tommy Gavin: I got news for you, pal! She doesn't love you, she hates your guts, and I'm gonna tell you somethin' else. Next time you come around, I'm not calling the cops. I'm gonna kick your midget little ass myself. OK, "Sebastian"?
Sebastian: OK, OK. That would be the next time you have the balls to take her out on a date! You got that?
Tommy Gavin: Really?
Sebastian: Yeah!
Tommy Gavin: Really?
[Makes threatening motion towards Sebastian, and Sebastian drives off]
Angie: He's leaving?
Tommy Gavin: Yeah. By the way, this guy's tiny. I've taken bigger shits than this guy.
Angie: I'm telling you, Tommy.
Tommy Gavin: He knows kung-fu. Woooh, I'm scared.
Rescue Me
2.8... Again, broke the site and fixed it. Added an expiration time, 60 seconds, to lock files.
2.7... The site works again. For now, at least. If there are still any problems contact me
2.6... its been just about forever since i have updated the version history, yet i have added a ton of stuff, so i think that it deserves an additional .1 at the very least.
2.5... changed the picture page, no more slide shows, but a lil better, i think..
2.4... i added a whole load of stuff, but have not updated the version history as I should have.
2.3... updated variable replace again, doesn't eval each time, just once for each page render.
2.2... again revamped the variable replace alg. slide show is now completely server-side, no need for javascript. prolly will put up a js version in the future. need to add some error handling in templater.pl
2.1... changed colors to better accomodate palm viewing at work. revamped the algorithm to replace variables in template files. added fortune at beginning of main page, a lil gay, but quick to write... still need more quotations to put there.
2.0... made a single framed site, began to make the site more friendly to non-javascript browsers and a couple of minor cosmetic and background changes
1.0... initial
